Melbourne Funky Guide

where to go when I'm feelin' low
-the slots
-the strips
-the races
-the local
-the devine master of all spiritual realms
-the MCG
-the NGV
-the QV
-the Crown
-the gym
-the shed
-the bed
-the web
-the theosophical bookshop
-the afrobeat drumming lessons on Smith St
-the next Vice Party
*Conditions apply- some of these may make you feel lower